Stomach infrastructure? Have a look inside this (PDP) warehouse...

Seriously? This is really funny. I will never understand how the minds of Nigerian politicians work. Yes Nigerians are hungry but shouldn't it be a long term thing? You know the saying, 'teach me how to fish and don't give me fish'? Isokay...

Please remain happy and spread happiness around. Xoxo

"I will do better in my second term" - Pres. Johnathan?

 

This headline just made me laugh so hard. Pres. Jonathan says he will do better in his second term if given the opportunity to rule again? Like really? Why not just share your brilliant ideas with the next person coming in? I am just saying! Oh well, we’re doing second chances I suppose (lol). While speaking to traditional rulers in Kogi state ahead of his campaign rally in the state earlier today, the president made the claim below.

"Whatever we have done in the last four years, we believe that we will even do more in the next four years. Most governments all over the world do better in their second tenure. This is because the Presidents are more stable that time, especially in these two terms arrangement. They are more stable. They sit down and plan for the country and focus on key areas.” GEJ explained.

HUB quote of the day!

Well said dear Victor Cruz Sanya. Some of us care too much about what people think about us when we shouldn’t.

Please remain happy and spread happiness around. Xoxo

 

"Don't give up on love, while giving in to lust" - By Dominic Nsikan

Okay, I for one think that love is overrated but there are people who think otherwise and long for it so much. If that's you, this write up by my friend Dominic is for you. Enjoy!!!

You've been waiting so patiently for love to set your heart ablaze.

The song of loneliness has surrounded you through your empty days.

Disappointment and heartbreaks left your heart doubtful and cold.

You look up to Heaven and ask "When Lord? I'm getting' old".

Refusing to settle for anything less than extraordinary leaves you in a long season of waiting.

The perferct excuse - "I am a man"

Gf: Can I have a male friend hun?

Bf: No you can’t

Gf: why not, but you have female friends

Bf: yes I do because I am a man

Gf: I am out with some friends and I will be late

Bf: no you can’t be late

Gf: why not, but you are always late

Bf: yes because I am a man

What a funny conversation! I find it quite laughable that men in the 21st century still use such phrases to justify their actions. By the way, that’s a real conversation I overheard between my friend and her man. It’s so crazy how African men still think that being a man excuses them from many things. Why is it okay for a man to stay out late but not okay for a woman to? Why is it alright for a woman to be the one to make dinner and not the man?

Photo of the day: a London bus loses its roof in Holborn

 

This picture has gone viral online and it's apparently a photo of a London bus in Holborn that lost its roof. How did that even happen? The cause is still unknown. 

Anyway, please remain happy and spread happiness around. Xoxo 

Just for laughs (phones from the past)

Happy people, sometimes it's good to go down memory lane to remind ourselves of things that shaped us. Which one shaped you? I'm just saying .....

Please remain happy and spread happiness around. Xoxo

Sad! Terrible accident on Ikorodu road kills many passengers [Graphic Photos]

Oh no! No one should wake up to this horrific incident. A terrible accident involving a trailer and a commercial bus (Danfo) occurred in the early hours of this morning along Ketu, Ikorodu road. The trailer carrying a container was said to have fallen on a commercial bus and that led to the death of many of its passengers. I drove pass the accident scene this morning and I’m yet to recover from what I saw. I really hope the authorities will at least attempt to control those commercial vehicles on that route because they cause so much trouble on that road especially around that Ketu area. More photos below.

Please remain happy and spread happiness around. Xoxo

27 year old man cuts off p*nis to avoid distraction [photo]

 

The things I read online though! Apparently an overzealous member of RCCG (pictured above) literally cut off his p*nis because it was distracting him from focusing on his 21days fasting due to numerous erections (lmfao). According to the 27 year old, the ‘thing’ had a mind of his own and he had to follow the scriptures which says "if any part of your body makes you sin against God, cut it off". And as an obedient follower, he had to get rid of the distracting "thing" literally

His neighbors had to rush him to the hospital for treatment after learning about the reason for his action. Ignorance sha! The bible said to cut off any part of your body that is making you sin but not literally o (I can’t shout though). Please guys remain happy and spread happiness around. Xoxo